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Last Updated: 26.06.2025 13:49

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Then came..
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Nuts and Butts
So they tried
No, not a chance
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They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
share office space ...
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Freaks and Cheeks
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Thumbs down again.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
No go.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Hysterias & Posteriors
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Another attempt resulted in ...
Unacceptable again!
Next, they tried...
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Just Forget it!
Still no good.
No way
How is it not psychopathic to use someone for sex, even if they agree?
So, the docs changed it to read
Loons and Moons
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Still no good
Everyone loved it.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Minds and Behinds
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