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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 26.06.2025 13:49

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Then came..

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

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Nuts and Butts

So they tried

No, not a chance

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They put up a sign reading

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

share office space ...

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Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Freaks and Cheeks

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Thumbs down again.

Catatonics & High Colonics

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

No go.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Why have Indian girls almost stopped wearing sarees?

Hysterias & Posteriors

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

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Another attempt resulted in ...

Unacceptable again!

Next, they tried...

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Just Forget it!

Still no good.

No way

How is it not psychopathic to use someone for sex, even if they agree?

So, the docs changed it to read

Loons and Moons

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

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Still no good

Everyone loved it.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

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Minds and Behinds

Analysis & Anal Cysts

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